Would You Prefer...having the ghastly Tilda Swinton climb on top of you for a little morning lovin' or being awakened and fellated by Nancy Pelosi?
The Speaker of the House? Man, I wouldn't let that crazy bitch's mouth anywhere near my junk. Tilda may be white as a ghost, but that don't matter. Good thing she's gonna be on top though. What is she, 93 pounds soaking wet? Any other way and I'd break her in two.
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